Second Skin? I Loved Her First Skin!

Sexy Dress, Naughty Look...She's Waiting For The Ice Cream Man!

Such Kissable Lips!

I Don't Think Her Coat Serves A Practical Purpose

You're Never Too Old For Braids

A Pretty Face Goes A Long Way

Besides Lovin' The Dress, I Love What's Inside Too!

I Bet She Doesn't Even Have To Serve Drinks To Get Tipped

Who Told Her She Needed To Stretch Out Her Shirt? Huh, Who?

The Extra Buttons Aren't Really Needed

Beauty, Sexiness, And Elegance In One

Yeah, I Know...I've Grown Up. Don't Make Me Blush

I Can Think Of A Few Uses For Those Earrings

What Emotion Do You Think She's Experiencing In This Selfie?

Um...Where's She At Wearing A Dress Like That? A Laundromat?

I Bet She's The Best Pool Player In The World

Doesn't She Know Under The Bleachers Is Where All The Bad Stuff Happens?

Those, I Mean...She Looks So Familiar!

Can I Relax On Top Of You?

She Laid Out A Table Cloth For Your Dinner

High Maintenance? Definitely.

You're Supposed To Wear Vertical Lines To Slim! Duh!

When Did She Go Plastic?

I Wonder How Much Noise Her Hair Makes When She's Getting...You Know

Um...Why Did You Stop?

She Comes With A Built-In Necklace Holder

Whoops! She Taped One Shorter Than The Other!

I Always Dress Like This For A Nice Stroll In The Park

Great Body Aside, This Girl Just Has A Gorgeous Face

How Do Those Twigs Keep Her Upright?

There's Something White On My Face? "Blushing"

What Did You Just Ask Me?

Why, I Always Lay On My Friends' Bathroom Floors

That Movie Would Have Been SO Different With A Sexy Terminator

Just Sitting Around Thinkin' Is So Sexy

I Hope Just Sitting On Your Bed Isn't Too Forward

Yes, Modern-Day Sheena, I'll Be Your Slave

I Think She Means Business. You Better Do Whatever She Asks.

Her Planet Has Two Suns!

Now That's A Beautiful Smile

Is Her Eyebrow Drawn Like That Or Is She Just Confused?

Best Friends Are The Greatest. What? Oh, I Wasn't Talking About You.

What No Pockets? Where Do You Keep...Oh!

I Bet She's Not Going To Work

Seriously, Those Jeans Had To Be Made-To-Order

Oh, I'm Just Relaxing...Waiting For Some...Thing To Do

Star Trek 2035?

I Bet This Dress Is A Little Drafty

You Couldn't Chisel A Diamond This Perfect

Strawberry Flavored Hotness