Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.31.26 (15 Photos)

There Are Four Delectable Things In This Pic

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It's possible to use cooking oil to fuel flights.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.25.25 (14 Photos)

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“You can argue that it's a different world now than the one when Matthew Shepard was killed, but there is a subtle difference between tolerance and acceptance. It's the distance between moving into the cul-de-sac and having your next door neighbor trust you to keep an eye on her preschool daughter for a few minutes while she runs out to the post office. It's the chasm between being invited to a colleague's wedding with your same-sex partner and being able to slow-dance without the other guests whispering.” ― Jodi Picoult

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.03.25 (11 Photos)

Perfect Profile

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Snails have thousands of microscopic teeth.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.05.25 (15 Photos)

Snap-Snap-Snap Your Fingers

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People used to say "prunes" instead of "cheese" when they took a picture.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.15.25 (13 Photos)

All Those Mirrors Would Give Me A Headache

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“Sometimes being crazy is a demon. And sometimes the demon is me. And I visit quiet sidewalks and loud parties and dark movies, and a small demon looks out at the world with me. Sometimes it sleeps. Sometimes it plays. Sometimes it laughs with me. Sometimes it tries to kill me. But it’s always with me. I suppose we’re all possessed in some way. Some of us with dependence on pills or wine. Others through sex or gambling. Some of us through self-destruction or anger or fear. And some of us just carry around our tiny demon as he wreaks havoc in our mind, tearing open old dusty trunks of bad memories and leaving the remnants spread everywhere. Wearing the skins of people we’ve hurt. Wearing the skins of people we’ve loved. And sometimes, when it’s worst, wearing our skins.” ― Jenny Lawson

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.08.25 (12 Photos)

Yes...You May Stare At Me For As Long As You Want

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“Of all the misconceptions about love the most powerful and pervasive is the belief that "falling in love" is love or at least one of the manifestations of love. It is a potent misconception, because falling in love is subjectively experienced in a very powerful fashion as an experience of love. When a person falls in love what he or she certainly feels is "I love him" or "I love her." But two problems are immediately apparent. The first is that the experience of falling in love is specifically a sex-linked erotic experience. We do not fall in love with our children even though we may love them very deeply. We do not fall in love with our friends of the same sex-unless we are homosexually oriented-even though we may care for them greatly. We fall in love only when we are consciously or unconsciously sexually motivated. The second problem is that the experience of falling in love is invariably temporary. No matter whom we fall in love with, we sooner or later fall out of love if the relationship continues long enough. This is not to say that we invariably cease loving the person with whom we fell in love. But it is to say that the feeling of ecstatic lovingness that characterizes the experience of falling in love always passes. The honeymoon always ends. The bloom of romance always fades.” ― M. Scott Peck

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.01.25 (15 Photos)

She Would Have Me At That Hair

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You can tell the temperature by counting a cricket's chirps.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 02.22.25 (13 Photos)

She Has To Feel So Accomplished Just Gettin' Those On! Wow!

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Bamboo grows so fast, it's measured in miles per hour.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 02.01.25 (16 Photos)

She's About To Make Her Move

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Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.25.25 (17 Photos)

Those Other Buttons Are Really Useless, You Know?

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You typically only breathe out of one nostril at a time.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.11.25 (15 Photos)

I Don't Think She Plays For The Raptors

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“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.” ― Bill Maher

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.28.24 (10 Photos)

She Looks So Comfy

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“...some of the best sex I can barely remember.” ― Chelsea Handler

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.21.24 (14 Photos)

She's Wearin' A Jress...Is That A Thing? If Not I'm Makin' It One.

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The Pledge of Allegiance was written as a PR stunt to sell magazines.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.14.24 (14 Photos)

That Dress Mixes With Any Type Of Drink

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You can figure out the color of a chicken egg by looking at the chicken's earlobes.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.07.24 (14 Photos)

She Reminds Me Of Candy

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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.23.24 (16 Photos)

It Needs To Be This Thick Around...

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There's a one in 4,400,000 chance of a left-handed person being killed using right-handed equipment.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.16.24 (14 Photos)

In Deep Thought...

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“I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL.” ― Barbra Streisand

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.09.24 (12 Photos)

What A Figure!

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"It was after sex, when there was still heat and mostly breathing, when there was still touch and mostly thought... it was as if the whole world could be reduced to the sound of a single string being played, and the only thing this sound could make me think of was you. Sometimes desire is in the air; sometimes desire is liquid. And every now and then, when everything else is air and liquid, desire solidifies, and the body is the magnet that draws its weight.” ― David Levithan

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.02.24 (15 Photos)

Oui, Oui...Monsieur!

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“I think people often try to find through sex, things that are much easier to find in other ways.” ― Patricia Highsmith

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.26.24 (14 Photos)

Um...You Expect Me To Pay? Really?

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Bed bugs have existed since the time of the dinosaurs.