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Sunday, October 19, 2025

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.19.25 (16 Photos)

If That's A Paintin'...It's Unbelievable

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The moon is getting farther away from the Earth.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 07.26.25 (15 Photos)

Won't Matter If Those Theater Seats Aren't Comfortable!

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“She knew that there were all kinds of ways to make a conquest and that one of the surest roads to a woman's genitals was through her sadness.” ― Milan Kundera

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.29.25 (15 Photos)

That Would Slide Off Her Gorgeous Skin In 0.002 Seconds

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The sun makes up around 99.9 percent of the mass in the entire solar system.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.29.25 (16 Photos)

You Are A Vision

🧺 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 🧺

Dogs evolved "puppy eyes" to manipulate humans.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.22.25 (16 Photos)

Now That's A Perfect Pour

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“What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex' of the highest order.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.08.25 (12 Photos)

Yes...You May Stare At Me For As Long As You Want

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“Of all the misconceptions about love the most powerful and pervasive is the belief that "falling in love" is love or at least one of the manifestations of love. It is a potent misconception, because falling in love is subjectively experienced in a very powerful fashion as an experience of love. When a person falls in love what he or she certainly feels is "I love him" or "I love her." But two problems are immediately apparent. The first is that the experience of falling in love is specifically a sex-linked erotic experience. We do not fall in love with our children even though we may love them very deeply. We do not fall in love with our friends of the same sex-unless we are homosexually oriented-even though we may care for them greatly. We fall in love only when we are consciously or unconsciously sexually motivated. The second problem is that the experience of falling in love is invariably temporary. No matter whom we fall in love with, we sooner or later fall out of love if the relationship continues long enough. This is not to say that we invariably cease loving the person with whom we fell in love. But it is to say that the feeling of ecstatic lovingness that characterizes the experience of falling in love always passes. The honeymoon always ends. The bloom of romance always fades.” ― M. Scott Peck

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.01.25 (15 Photos)

She Would Have Me At That Hair

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You can tell the temperature by counting a cricket's chirps.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 02.22.25 (13 Photos)

She Has To Feel So Accomplished Just Gettin' Those On! Wow!

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Bamboo grows so fast, it's measured in miles per hour.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.11.25 (15 Photos)

I Don't Think She Plays For The Raptors

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“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.” ― Bill Maher

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.28.24 (10 Photos)

She Looks So Comfy

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“...some of the best sex I can barely remember.” ― Chelsea Handler

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.07.24 (14 Photos)

She Reminds Me Of Candy

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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.30.24 (14 Photos)

Playin' Coy

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There are around 2,000 thunderstorms happening on Earth at all times.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.16.24 (14 Photos)

In Deep Thought...

🧺 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 🧺

“I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL.” ― Barbra Streisand