Tell Me Something Dirty #70

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.25.25 (17 Photos)

Those Other Buttons Are Really Useless, You Know?

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You typically only breathe out of one nostril at a time.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.18.25 (14 Photos)

She's Dancin' To Her Own Song

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“Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth.” ― James Redfield

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.11.25 (15 Photos)

I Don't Think She Plays For The Raptors

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“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.” ― Bill Maher

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.28.24 (10 Photos)

She Looks So Comfy

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“...some of the best sex I can barely remember.” ― Chelsea Handler

Stamps Of Approval #78 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.21.24 (14 Photos)

She's Wearin' A Jress...Is That A Thing? If Not I'm Makin' It One.

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The Pledge of Allegiance was written as a PR stunt to sell magazines.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.14.24 (14 Photos)

That Dress Mixes With Any Type Of Drink

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You can figure out the color of a chicken egg by looking at the chicken's earlobes.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.07.24 (14 Photos)

She Reminds Me Of Candy

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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.30.24 (14 Photos)

Playin' Coy

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There are around 2,000 thunderstorms happening on Earth at all times.