Thursday, May 30, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.25.24 (10 Photos)

She Definitely Deserves First Class

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“When I met a truly beautiful girl, I would tell her that if she spent the night with me, I would write a novel or a story about her. This usually worked; and if her name was to be in the title of the story, it almost always worked. Then, later, when we'd passed a night of delicious love-making together, after she’d gone and I’d felt that feeling of happiness mixed with sorrow, I sometimes would write a book or story about her. Sometimes her character, her way about herself, her love-making, it sometimes marked me so heavily that I couldn't go on in life and be happy unless I wrote a book or a story about that woman, the happy and sad memory of that woman. That was the only way to keep her, and to say goodbye to her without her ever leaving.” ― Roman Payne

Friday, May 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.18.24 (11 Photos)

You Can See Those From Space With That Top On, I Bet!

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“Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order.” ― Richelle Mead

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.11.24 (13 Photos)

If That Mountain Was Covered In Snow, She Wouldn't Even Need A Sled!

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It is illegal to sell a "bounceless" pickle to somebody in Connecticut.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.04.24 (9 Photos)

I Don't Think I Could Sit Down Fast Enough

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Sharks can live for five centuries.

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.27.24 (13 Photos)

Keepin' A Woman Waitin' Is A Bad Idea

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Some planets produce diamond rain.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.20.24 (13 Photos)

Both Her Stares Would Ruin Me

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Sweat doesn't actually stink.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.13.24 (13 Photos)

Must Get This To Nicolas Cage...

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Pigs are constitutionally protected in Florida.

Friday, April 12, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.06.24 (13 Photos)

Showin' Off Both Her Beauties

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“Everybody enjoys what feels good. Everyone wants to live a carefree, happy, and easy life, to fall in love and have amazing sex and relationships, to look perfect and make money and be popular and well-respected and admired and a total baller to the point that people part like the Red Sea when they walk into the room. Everybody wants that. It’s easy to want that. A more interesting question, a question that most people never consider, is, 'What pain do you want in your life? What are you willing to struggle for?' Because that seems to be a greater determinant of how our lives turn out.” ― Mark Manson