Thursday, July 4, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.29.24 (13 Photos)

I'm In Love And I'm Not Embarrassed To Say So

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Pluto technically isn't even a year old, based on its discovery.

Friday, June 28, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.22.24 (12 Photos)

I Bet She's A Daddy's Girl...And There's Nothin' Wrong With That!

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Saudi Arabia imports camels from Australia.

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.15.24 (12 Photos)

Everyone And I Mean Everyone Would Do Their Homework If She Was Starin' Down At You Like This

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The fire hydrant patent was lost in a fire.

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.08.24 (13 Photos)

She's Got Some Huge Horns!

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You can sneeze faster than a cheetah can run.

Thursday, June 6, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.01.24 (12 Photos)

She Would Be My Fantasy Island

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“This is no simple reform. It really is a revolution. Sex and race because they are easy and visible differences have been the primary ways of organizing human beings into superior and inferior groups and into the cheap labor on which this system still depends. We are talking about a society in which there will be no roles other than those chosen or those earned. We are really talking about humanism.” ― Gloria Steinem

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.25.24 (10 Photos)

She Definitely Deserves First Class

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“When I met a truly beautiful girl, I would tell her that if she spent the night with me, I would write a novel or a story about her. This usually worked; and if her name was to be in the title of the story, it almost always worked. Then, later, when we'd passed a night of delicious love-making together, after she’d gone and I’d felt that feeling of happiness mixed with sorrow, I sometimes would write a book or story about her. Sometimes her character, her way about herself, her love-making, it sometimes marked me so heavily that I couldn't go on in life and be happy unless I wrote a book or a story about that woman, the happy and sad memory of that woman. That was the only way to keep her, and to say goodbye to her without her ever leaving.” ― Roman Payne

Friday, May 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.18.24 (11 Photos)

You Can See Those From Space With That Top On, I Bet!

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“Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order.” ― Richelle Mead

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.11.24 (13 Photos)

If That Mountain Was Covered In Snow, She Wouldn't Even Need A Sled!

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It is illegal to sell a "bounceless" pickle to somebody in Connecticut.